Monthly Archives: May 2014

Fat Bottomed Boys Will Be Riding Today

Posted on May 31, 2014 by jeroljohnson

Since the whole ankle debacle began, my exercise has been limited. Yeah, I can do weights with my arms but in terms of getting anything remotely resembling a cardio workout I’ve been without options. I can’t get on the treadmill … Continue reading →

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Your Friday Question

Posted on May 30, 2014 by jeroljohnson

Here’s something upbeat to kick off the weekend, George Harrison’s “What is Life”. For a long time politicians and celebrities have been plagued by the question, “who is your favorite Beatle”, like this will unlock the key to everything that … Continue reading →

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“Not All Men” My Fat White Ass

Posted on May 29, 2014 by jeroljohnson

I was prepping a long diatribe on this, interlacing my own experiences as an awkward dweeb against that insane pencil dick in southern California and the ridiculous attitudes perpetrated by the mens’ rights movement but I think Jim Hines pretty … Continue reading →

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We Are Floating in Space

Posted on May 28, 2014 by jeroljohnson

I woke up today to rain and high winds. Now there’s barely a cloud in the sky but a wind so fierce that only one of our cats dares to venture out. They HATE high winds. Here’s something trippy to … Continue reading →

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I Only Asked for a Little Off the Top

Posted on May 27, 2014 by jeroljohnson

Today we drove to the city of Minot, our first major trip since I broke my ankle three and a half months ago. We had a substantial list of supplies to get (half of which were pet-related) and managed to … Continue reading →

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Take a Nap, It’s Caturday

Posted on May 24, 2014 by jeroljohnson

Sansa, like a lot of cats, sometimes prefers to crash somewhere off the floor, Knowing that she was fond of the top of the dryer, I put a blanket up there and she was ecstatic. Then Carjo added a cat … Continue reading →

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Blown in the Wind

Posted on May 23, 2014 by jeroljohnson

My wife has been on a spree of buying little things to decorate outside. Last summer, in the same catastrophic storm that took out our trees in the backyard, some wind chimes bit the dust. So this spring she got … Continue reading →

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What Do You Mean This Format is Extinct?

Posted on May 21, 2014 by jeroljohnson

Even though I am a media junkie I still have to admit, physical media is dying a painful death. Many people stream movies rather than watching DVDs; satellite radio is the norm in cars now, as is linking up your … Continue reading →

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Towards Building a More Fantastical World

Posted on May 20, 2014 by jeroljohnson

I was working on my query letter this morning, fussing and fidgeting on the hook in the letter. This forced the reflection that there are a couple aspects to my book that could use a little fussing and fixing. It’s … Continue reading →

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Mundayz

Posted on May 19, 2014 by jeroljohnson

Other than my foot hurting from doing too much on it, this is a decent Monday. I’ve moved my everything from my rehab station on the living room couch back to the man cave. It’s time to reclaim my proper … Continue reading →

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