Monthly Archives: June 2015

I Kept Everything Under Control in Your Absence

We were gone over the weekend. Arya kept a firm grip on the household and reported there were no incidents. At least no incidents that did not meet her seal of approval.

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Area Man Says Gets Off My Lawn

I mowed this wretched patch of ground today. The humidity is about 200% but at least the temperature was moderate. Nonetheless I was dripping by the time I was done and my fabled left foot is swollen and stiff [the … Continue reading

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Cat Says Get Off My Lawn

This arrogant old bastard is so full of himself this summer it’s ridiculous. He goes out for a stroll at least three or four times a day and then enjoys a vigorous nap. His sense of senior self-entitlement is through … Continue reading

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This Post is Not About Scarlet Johansson’s Ass

I’ve been posting very little these last few weeks. This happens pretty often in the summer when there’s a lot more to do than come up with something to say every day. I’ve got preparations for a class reunion coming … Continue reading

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R.I.P. Sir Christopher Lee

Christopher Lee died last Sunday. That’s worth noting in this blog simply because of his overwhelming geek credentials but ye gods, what a life. Because of his fluency in multiple languages he was set loose in Europe after WWII to … Continue reading

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Begun the Grackle War Has

For the past few years an odd circle of life happens in our neighborhood. The grackles (or blackbirds as many call them) come in every spring, often with a colony nesting in an enormous pine next door to us with … Continue reading

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WANT!

Take my money NOW!

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