To catch new movies we are pretty much reliant on the movie theater in nearby Tioga. It’s a small volunteer-run theater and they have a spotty record with showing the movies I want to see. The last two weekends in December they ran that goddamn Alvin & the Chipmunks movie instead of Star Wars because they always run some animated shit during Christmas. What, Star Wars isn’t a family movie?
To double down on the frustration this New Year’s weekend they’re running some animated dinosaur crap. What the hell inspired this decision I have no idea but at this point they are the only theater in the state to not run Star Wars. I give up. Next week we’ll drive to the hellhole that is Williston and catch a matinee. Tioga Theater, you’re dead to me.