The Wheels of the Bus Go Round n’ Round

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Yesterday, while I was approaching the bus, I noticed the door was wide open. The morning driver never does that so I was a little suspicious. I climbed in and noticed a canister of disinfectant wipes on the driver’s seat. The driver’s window was also open and there was a definite miasma of disinfectant and vomit in the air. It wasn’t over-powering but boy, it was there.

I found out a fifth grade boy had blown out his breakfast as the bus came over the viaduct driving into town. Damn, he just about made it. I got the details from the bus manager and the morning route driver, who ended up cleaning the mess out. They were pretty nonchalant about it. Apparently this just goes with the territory. The little grade school kids were another story when they got on:

Where was he sitting?
IT SMELLS LIKE PUKE!
It was in this seat, I saw it.
No, he was further to the back
IT SMELLS LIKE PUKE!
Can you help me open this window?
I need my window opened
IT SMELLS LIKE PUKE!
His mom came to get him
I’m not gonna sit there
No, you sit there
IT SMELLS LIKE PUKE!

Every day is an adventure.

About jeroljohnson

I guess I'm the crying on the inside kind of clown
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